Ok now what the shit. He’s now asked about 30 different waitresses, 20 different business owners, all the workers at Chimney Rock State Park, and a couple meandering people on the street all the same question:
Why the hell does Chimney Rock close down so early?
I mean catch up with the rest of us already would ya Chimney Rock? I’m more than sure you can find people to work till at least 8 or 9pm. Its time to get in the real world.
There is tons of cool places to see in downtown Chimney Rock... if you can call it that. Village is a stretch as well.
A very pretty sunset in Chimney Rock. At this point in the day however people have been gone for hours.
Other than Apollo and his entourage, the only other thing moving in all of Chimney Rock is the water of the Rocky Broad River. Not even squirrels. Apollo doesn't know what gives.
Apollo cheeses for a MySpace-esque self portrait.
Dude! Where are the fucking people!?
Someone recommended the Riverwatch Deli & Grill. Oh you know what? Closed.
You know what this bear is saying? He's saying "Hey kapow! Guess what we're closed."
You know why this sign says Don't even think of parking here? Because they are never open for business anyway what's the difference.
You know what this bear is saying? "Hey doucher we are closed." So now who's the douche.
Eating on the river, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. How can you serve patrons that are eating on a river, when you are never open to serve said patrons? Get in the real world. It's 3:09am and I am working on this post. You guys could be open 24 hours and offer free wifi access and I would be there right now praising you instead of complaining. Get in the real world already this is 2010 this isn't your pawpaw's reality.
This place is a freaking ghost town.
Holy can of shit something moved! No wait I tripped on nothing and fell and accidentally tripped the shutter and took a picture of absolutely jack shit.
Finally some action down here to report in Chimney Rock. It seems the moon has now moved .0904º or something.
Oh my god actual movement! That must be the actual Pam of Pam's Place sitting down to watch Jeopardy for her nightly challenge. Apollo really wishes Alex Trebek would grow back his fucking mustache already.
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