Apollo chows down at Genny’s Family Restaurant on the Rocky Broad River
Apollos gotta give some credit where credits due. Genny’s Family Restaurant in Chimney Rock, NC cooks up some seriously good ass food. I mean, we’re talking about a seriously mean ass catfish sandwich! And the waitress chicks are super nice friendly and helpful.
Apollo’s only real beef with Genny’s is the sheer amount of rules and regulations they require for dining within their establishment.
Apollo opts to eat on the water, as opposed to the non-airconditioned Genny’s Family Restaurant interior.
Dude, this Genny sure is a stickler for the rules… trying to tell Apollo he can’t lean. Shit.
Apollo tells Thunderlips to come break some of Genny’s rules with him. Thunderlips was too busy eating his catfish sandwich to commit Chimney Rock sins.
It seems like pretty much every commercial establishment in Chimney Rock comes standard with a kick ass view. Genny’s is no exception.
Again with those damn rules. Do not change tables? Oh yeah? Apollo changed to table 12.
Table 8. Eat that shit.
Or maybe table 10 is more comfy.
Um yeah table 7.
The bottom line, when you find yourself somewhere in the Hickory Nut Gorge, and it’s still light outside with still multiple hours left before the sun even starts to set and you are hungry, Genny’s Family Restaurant is a great choice to eat and they do have quite a selection. Go there.
When Apollo paid and left Genny’s, he couldn’t help notice this sign that by sheer coincidence reminded him of the movie Back to the Future. Understanding that copyright infringment is perfectly OK as long as God and Jesus are in the picture, Apollo just realized the scope of the religion present at Genny’s. Woops for breaking every posted rule they had and adjusting the prices on the chalkboards. Woops.
Couple other things. Genny… it’s Tartar not Tarter, and it’s Jalapenos not Jolopenos. Keep up the good food.