Apollo gets trashed at the Highland Brewing Company


Apollo Creed wanted to get smashed in style. What better way than to spend the day drinking free, fresh as the hell it can be, cold and free beer at the brewery. So, off to Highland Brewing Company HQ we go and a highdeediddle-dee-do (or however the bagpipe guys would sing it).

We had to speed like maniacs to make our 4pm date with the almost-daily brewery tour. We had good ass cold beer in our hands by 4:01.

We had to speed like maniacs to make our 4pm date with the almost-daily brewery tour. We had good ass cold beer in our hands by 4:01. Now thats amazing right there people. So, next time you pick up that tarded Sam Adams mixed pack... don't be a douche.

Highland Brews are absolutely Apollos drink of choice today.

Highland Brews are absolutely Apollos drink of choice today.

Useless signs like these are not applicable to Apollo Creeds life

Useless signs like these are not applicable to Apollo Creeds life. Period.

Apollo rolled a few of these out to the car when we weren't looking. I'm trying to find a place that sells co2 or whatever else we need to drink it all.

Apollo bathes in beer.

Body Chugging

Ain't no toy keeping a real beer connoisseur from some Gaelic.

This absolutely looks like something we shouldn't be fucking with. Apollo will fuck with it.

There's brother on the left and these two ladies tried running off back to New Hampshire with Apollo to use him in their particulars (probably). Sorry girls, not Apollo's type.

Apollo pounded this keg of Gaelic Ale and didn't even burp. Wow.

People love Apollo, and Apollo love them.

It was at 12, 13ish before Apollo flipped that damn lever. (not really)

Apollo Creed meets Mark of Brewcruise! Apollo really fuckin' loves Mark's cause. Apollo really fuckin' supports Brewcruise, and are going to try and arrange a cruise within the upcoming probably really soon anyways. If you are visiting Asheville, and you don't do this, you are a fag.

Apollo Creed meets Mark of Brews Cruise! Apollo really fuckin' loves Mark's cause. Apollo really fuckin' supports Asheville Brews Cruise, and is going to try and arrange a cruise within the upcoming probably really soon damn anyways. If you are visiting Asheville, and you don't take a Brews Cruise, you are majorly chin calloused in a bad way and for the wrong reasons.

Apollo rode the shit out of this when nobody else was looking.

We love seeing fun drunks. Apollo hopes Molly and Eric were serious about wanting to have that big swinger party. I mean, watch that movie. Gardenia Kankle's Gnome what was it? Shit.

Totally, totally Apollos type. Now we are talking.

Totally, totally Apollos type. Now we are talking.

Apollo in the fridge.

Mark really trying hard to figure out what the fuck Eric is doing. Dude, when they say, "head", what they really mean...

Mark at Brews Cruise really trying hard to figure out what the fuck John is doing. Dude, when they say, “head”, what they really mean… Actually, I am sorry for getting John’s name wrong before. It’s John. One of the simplest names to remember and we fucked it up. John, we are sorry man. It was a fun day of drinking though, so mistakes can happen. Not to mention we had been shotgunning beers before even heading to the brewery.
Apollo would never, ever, halt the production of beer.

Apollo would never, ever, halt the production of beer. Or did/would he?

Hmm...

Hmm...

Apollo taking in the glory of Highlands.

Apollo taking in the glory of Highlands.

Tom what did you call this? haha

Tom what did you call this? haha UPDATE: 280 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal

After that keg Apollo thinks he has some Captain Morgan in him.

After that keg Apollo thinks he has some Captain Morgan in him.

MASH TUN

MASH TUN

I would really like to thank everyone at Highland for putting up with us taking a few pictures. We absolutely enjoyed the tour and will defend your beer as the better beer in any and all situations. However Apollo recently fell into a large cache of weapons, of which Wal Mart probably stocks ammo for, and was considering seeing which beer holds up better to heavy fire. I’m not so sure how safe but hey we’ll wait and see. Thanks also to everyone else at the tour for your suggestions and for being in our pictures. Without you Apollo would have still had fun and all but you know… :)

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