During Apollo’s brief but spectacular stint in the bowels of South Florida, he decided to stop off at one of the several roadside Alligator attractions within Florida’s Everglades. He figured before venturing on his own to look for gators in the Glades that he would try to learn something about the shit beforehand. Apollo Creed… the Master of Pro Active.
Alligators and shit do not intimidate Apollo Creed. This big ass ten-footer named Larry was consistently ridiculed and mocked by Apollo and Thunderlips. Pussy.
Larry told Thunderlips that he looked like that asshole on TV renting vcrs with Troy Aikman. Thunderlips vowed to kick the shit out of the next 150 American Alligators he crossed path with and did not tip the guy who actually did all the work. Word for the wise: If you go to the Everglades, make sure you bring a few bucks cash with you so you can tip these people. Apollo felt like a piece of shit that he didn't tip the guy. Oh well. In terms of AU's, what difference does it really make.
This mother fucker is crazy. Apollo loves it.
Ok, close the alligators eyes, jump on its back, and hold its mouth shut. Check. This shit is easy.
Apollo's turn to knock the balls off this bastard.
Thunderlips conquers a littler ass alligator instead.
Apollo and Thunderlips now believe they have the skills necessary to destroy gator on their own now, and will take their newfound skills deep in the muck of the Everglades and Big Cypress paradise of South Florida and find some serious wildlife. Thats a big red neck hell yeah.
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