When Thunderlips showed up in Asheville, Apollo Creed was happier than balls. To show his appreciation, Apollo decided to take Thunderlips up the Blue Ridge Parkway for a little sightseeing.

It took The Ultimate Male and the Master of Disaster and hour before they could stand up long enough for this damn picture.

Apollo wanted to show Thunderlips Graveyard Fields on the Parkway, but all they got to see was File, New.

Apollo explains how Looking Glass Rock is a granite pluton monolith, which is basically a half-assed volcano that never made it to volcano status.

Thunderlips initially had reservations about dicking off in a Blue Ridge Parkway tunnel. Apollo called him some names, and showed him how it's done.




i love that apollo has a friend now… can’t wait to see when he meets a lady!
Oohh lala… Apollo’s a real sucker for romance!
Hey, Sexy apollo