Apollo trucks it to Convoy Point in Biscayne National Park
As most of you know, Apollo Creed loves the ever lovin’ piss out of the National Park System, and Biscayne National Park is of no exception. Curiously, Apollo wondered where the expression “…the ever lovin’ piss out of” may have originated, and was surprised with what little results his non-metal band antenna issue of the iPhone 4 version of the now old-school iPhone 3G turned up.
Apollo met these 3 smokin’ hot Cuban ladies during his visit to Biscayne Bay that couldn’t quite understand what he was doing. After explaining to the Cuban chicks what the deal was, Apollo must keep his promise and send out a big loud “VIVA MIAMI and fuck BP!” as requested by the really hot girl of the bunch.
Apollo is welcomed to Biscayne National Park.
Play the odds. School like fish. Stay alive. No matter what occurs.
Biscayne Bay was literally foaming at the proverbial mouth at the sheer sheen and brilliance of Apollo and Thunderlips massive muscle. Like the great Chandler Jerrell once said, Brilliance is, the best brilliance is brilliance born not from someone ignorant.
Holy lots of ass bait.
Funniest shit Apollo ever seen. Soon as he gets to the hiking trail at the Dante Fascell Visitors Center on Convoy Point in Biscayne, he sees this sign. He then pans like a couple of feet to his left, and sees a hispanic couple, walking this seriously tiny ass little shit looking dog, with no leash. He then looks over at the sign. Enough said.
Adding to the hilarity at the sight of this little dog running around aimlessly, Thunderlips sure as dogshit spots a 2.5 foot long croc swimming up this culvert. Apollo tried like hell to coax him back out albeit to no avail.
Even though some might consider this \’chillaxing\’ by the bay, Apollo and Thunderlips refuse to accept such foolish language in their hardcore-I\’ll-fuck-you-up-esque attitude.
Just out of camera view is a sign that says-Caution, bench fucked.
Onward dey go.
Apollo has a beef with the old saying \’living on the edge\’. Thats kind of gay if you think about it. Techincally, Apollo and Thunderlips are living on the edge right now, because if you think about it, they are just barely on the edge… on the cusp of breaking the law because they are on the opposite side of the Do Not Enter sign. Although, realistically, they are not going beyond the sign per say. Kind of like the speed limit is 70mph and you are going 70.5mph. Ain\’t no cop gonna pull you over for that shit, although technically speaking, you\’re a fucking fugitive. Eat that shit Sheriff John Bunnell.
Apollo assumes this is the true, actual Convoy Point in Biscayne Bay. Am I right or am I right or am I right. Right. Right. Right.
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