Added April 02, 2009
Tags: hiking, Mountains to Sea Trail, stream crossing, The Count of Monte Fisto, The Ultimate Male, Thunderlips
When word broke out on the radio about Apollo Creed’s unfortunate demise in the Green River Narrows, Thunderlips–stricken with grief–immediately headed to Asheville to check on his bud. It was a long, hard trek, but who better than The Ultimate Male to make the excursion.

Thunderlips hits the road running when he heard the news Apollo was down in the dumps.

The Ultimate Male heading up the Mountains to Sea Trail.

Thunderlips went through hell on his trip to Asheville--crossing streams, scaling huge rocks, and kicking some ass along the way.

The Ultimate Male blazes down the ultimate hiking trail in Asheville, The Mountains to Sea Trail.

Closing in on Asheville, Thunderlips anxiously awaits to wrap his 24-inch pythons around The Count of Monte Fisto in a hardcore manhug. Kind of like the manliest handshake ever at the beginning of Predator 1.
Dude, I think Apollo could SOOO whoop Thunderlips’ ass!